“A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to be walking around lucky and not know it.” – Robert TurnerĢ3. “It’s weird being considered an expert at something that confuses me every single day.” – Erik SeidelĢ2. “If you play bridge badly, you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy.” – Joe Laurie, Jr.

“I must complain the cards are ill-shuffled till I have a good hand.” – Jonathan SwiftĢ0. “The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.” – Chris Moneymakerġ9. “May the flop be with you.” – Doyle Brunsonġ8. “If you can’t spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.” – Matt Damon (Mike McDermott), Rounders 1998ġ7. “It’s morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money.” – Bill Jonesġ6. “People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker.” – Mary Austinġ5. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.” – Jackie Robinsonġ4. “My favorite chip trick is to make everyone’s chip stack disappear.” – Amarillo Slimġ3. Unfortunately, they weren’t my kids.” – Max Shapiroġ2. “I put three kids through college playing poker.

“The next best thing about gambling and winning is gambling and losing.” – Nick “The Greek” Dandalosġ1. “Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.” – R. “I can dodge bullets, baby.” – Phil Hellmuthĩ. “Some poker players will complain about how unlucky they are until the end of time.” – Joe IngramĨ. “Trust everyone but always cut the cards.” – Benny Binionħ. “Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don’t have to do push-ups.” – Penn GilletteĦ. “Going on tilt is not ‘mixing up your play.’” – Steve Badgerĥ. When they get a good hand, they wag their tails.” – UnknownĤ. “It’s not whether you won or lost, but how many bad beat stories you were able to tell.” – Grantland Riceģ. “The object of poker is to keep your money away from Phil Ivey for as long as possible.” – Gus HansenĢ. These quotes probably won’t improve your poker strategy, but I’m sure you’ll find them entertaining. Take a much-needed break from your day to read the top 50 funny poker quotes. Having a good dose of humor can give you an extra mood boost, and it can add just enough joy to your day to overcome the challenges and difficulties in poker.

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